Ahh, welcome welcome. Please, do sit down. You must be here for the presentation. Put these glasses on. We shall begin in moments. *ptshhh* *whurrr* *crackle* “…lcome to tonygibson.co.uk. During the year of 2006, not long after the outbreak, our paitriarch began tapping away at his keyboard, and crafted a very basic website. One that has since been burried deep within the past. It wasn't very good, and was stored on a free hosting account. Yes, back in those days, Tony was silly. Four years past, along with many different websites, their ideas; designs; and names also burried, long to be forgotten, until we arrive within the year 2010. This was the dawn of a new era for Tony. His personal journals list many a life change. Changes which saw the return to its roots for this website, an idea we are all pleased to be a part of.” *crackle* *whurrr*

From the year 2010, I came to realise, all I ever need from a website of my own, is a place to be me. In all my spontaneous and slightly crazy glory. So here it is. A personal website, which also incorporates a Personal Weblog, used as a location for me to write about my weekly activities, and my issues with a mental illness. I'm not some crazy lunatic though, so don't be scared. I just sometimes like to write from a third-person perspective. As if this website is my obituary. However, the website itself is more of a gateway to the other bits and pieces I have, such as my Image Gallery; my Development Portfolio; my Simple Projects area; my Cookery Board; and my Roleplay Board.

Shh, quiet in front! *whurrr* *crackle* “…ecomend you take a tour of the other areas of the website. We have tour guides available, and advise you to stay with them at all times, and notify them if you wish to use the bathroom. There is a swirly portal thing that appears when we turn the lights off, so please do not step near it, and note that it is rather hypnotising to look at. We have had Bob place a curtain around it, after we kept losing visitors from our tours, but don't worry, now we just have an eerie sound, and the curtain flutters slightly.” *crackle* *whurrr*

I would like to make you aware of the possibility that not everything within this website is as it seems, if that wasn't so obvious already. I like to have fun, and experiment, and this website is simply another area to do all of that. With most of my online development being spontanious, it is likly that some areas of the website are still suffering growth issues, or are awaiting the birthing proceedure. There is a laborotory somewhere, with those heat chamber thingies, but I can't remember what happened to them. I might have been playing with them at some point, as you do, warming things up, instead of nurturing baby content into something I can set to roam free on here. What? I'll get to it. Sheesh.

Nope. I decided long ago I no longer require one. They are icky. And they get in the way of other things. And they lurk there, doing nothing, with only three links in them.

Without a sidebar of page links, it becomes a little difficult to navigate around, so each area is now accessible via the links at the top, and bottom, of each page. I think this is better, especially for those useful links within every page.

As a gateway to my other online projects, this website simply holds a Privacy Policy for your piece of mind; a contact form for messages to me; my personal Biography; a change-log; and a Colophon on the development and hosting environments. It's not all uber-awesome information, but it is there non-the-less, for your perusal.

I do. My name is Tony Gibson. Pleased to meet your annonymous online aquaintenance.

I have thought about this, but I always come back to the conclusion of having the Cookery and Roleplay boards, along with the Portfolio and Projects area, which all, ideally, require the use of a Privacy Policy and some Terms of Use. Storing these in one location is so much easier, along with a site map and contact form. So the remainder of the pages just fell in to place along side them.

If by here you are referring to this website, then mostly. Only the index page holds slightly fabricated information. Everything else has been injected with humour, and sprinkled with a little crazy. I shall allow you to figure out which is which.

As, along with myself, you have the right to your own opinion, if the content here is not for you, feel free to close the tab, and move on to another website. You don't need to contact me in disgust, or with your complaints. Not everyone will enjoy what I write, but I am not doing this for other people. I am doing this for myself. I am not to be held responsible for any direct; indirect; incidental; or consequential damages to your intelligence; intellectuality; or eyes resulting from you reading any content contained here.

With the textual content being written by myself, here and on the Weblog, it is of my own mind and opinion, and may hold my views on certain subject matters. Unless otherwise noted, within a post, or via the relevent tags, all Weblog content relates to my personal life, and is available ‘as-is’, meaning there are no alternative versions, and content will not be removed for any reason. Content may, however, be modified without notice, and at my discretion. If any of this is an issue, please apply the page link to an IM conversation, and seek peer advice.

If you feel that a Weblog post is worthy of a comment, then, by all means, make one. I will aim to respond to all comments as soon as I am notified of their existence, dependant upon the time of day you post; your timezone; or whether you're American. It may be several hours before I get to my e-mail client, so don't worry if you recieve no reply. I just have other things to do too. Oh, do note that childish behaviour in comments will be crushed. Just like your childhood dreams.

Yes. Pay me to sit on my bum and write stuff on here, and you have yourself a new member of staff. I may also be pursuaded to review films; foods; games; or gadgets, or anything really. My perfect career would involve Military hardware though, so I doubt you could give me that. Second best would be some form of driving, preferebly LGV's. An office setting, or a small Café, would be okay though, if they where to be part-time, due to my mental health issues and such. If you are a potential employer of mine, then everything you have read here still stands, regardless of your views, or the views of your company. If you somehow feel you cannot employ me because I speak my mind, or have my own views, then I can deal with that; and you can simply move on, as I do not wish to work for you.